i caught me a mouse today. it's my first. so i am a big boy cat now. i am a man. i do man cat-things.
raw mouse meat tastes different from the friskies mama meow gives us everyday. we eat the same thing day in, day out. i am getting tired of these dry biscuits, i want something more exotic.
when i saw mousey running in the garden, i saw my chance & pounced. i managed to kill the little mousey, must remember to thank my mama meow for baiting me with a toy mouse on a string when i was a wee kitten. i used to pounce on that toy mouse & bite it.
i had eaten most of mousey's body, with the head & tail still intact when mama meow found me. she shouted at me to get away, but mousey's meat tasted so good. as soon as her back was turned, i quickly gobbled down a few more precious mouthfuls of mousey before mama meow came back with a garbage bag & threw mousey into it.
why, mama meow? mousey was the best food i have ever eaten.
after she threw the garbage bag with mousey into the rubbish bin, she gave uncle eric, viper & me our usual cat biscuits. i noticed she gave me less & more to my sister viper.
uncle eric got more, as usual. maybe because he is a big cat. much much bigger than me, although i am quite big now. uncle eric seems to like viper alot, he smells her backside & licks her head. disgusting. he could be a pedophile.
now i have a taste for fresh raw meat. i'm off to find more mouseys to munch on in between meals. i'll blog again later.
